VWORP VWORP VWORP

crowry:

dingus children series: complete.

(via feastings)

iryou:

wooyoung-si:

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

Every day.

(via virginiachance)

nettumbles:

toastycadenza:

princekarkat:

xerovision:

I WANT THEM

*gutteral whining*

gdi why can’t i just be a dapper young lad

ugghh the bottom left one I WANT IT. I never ear formal or fancy clothes BUT THIS WOULD MAKE ME

(via feastings)

esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

(via greaterandmoreterrible)

finalellipsis:

(via iryou)

sherlockscoat:

atomiccrowbars:

docezio:

thegirlwiththebaddragontattoo:

politoed:

puellaloki:

some frickin weird circus boy with goggles breaks into a psychic summer camp thing and just runs around in peoples minds

some dumbass with spikey ass porcupine hair and a blue suit becomes an attorney and has a hippie for a assistant

theres this scientist guy and i guess all he could find was a crowbar so he works with that and he like whacks some aliens around or some shit. there arent even any tits

some undead skeleton knight that mumbles has to find and destroy a wizard and has to collect a bunch of cups while doing it

It’s a war themed hat simulator.

so there’s this chick who like throws herself through these orange and blue vaginas

while she’s doing this she has to solve these stupid puzzles with the vaginas and slap the robotic hag who made them

Some dumb fucker runs away from home to become a knight because he was a dumbass and got his stupidass friend killed.

tyrannosauruslinnea:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

(via greaterandmoreterrible)

feferihipstersparkles:

darlingkanaya:

aussied:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

Nature is so graceful

good job

you tried

(via daswiener)